Let me tell you a little story bout the music of today
Please be warned I’ll be rude, bold and use only cliches
first of all I have tell you I’m a gangster with a pack
But not because I suffered poverty but because I am black!
Hold up! Yes I said it, I’m a nigga, with no credits
You know what I do not get is why I’m speaking like I’m having
an epileptic seizure, is this the procedure
only to get broadcasted somewhere in this damn region?
How on earth can hip hop still be taken serious
When I am competing Nicki Minaj and beliebers *sorry*
Now I think I should invent a new dance step
Let me call it two step
Let’s all do the new step two step
Someone already used it?
Well lets get back to the roots then

Do the booty slap
Do the booty slap
Where you’re booty at
Do the booty slap

Now comes the build up
To get the track filled up
Then there’s one last thing I need for the knockout
Get myself a chic who's cute
to sing the hook
she’s not very good
but she got the looks

** That is what we wanna do
What we teach our kids
F*ck values this is cool
** That is what we wanna see
Now instead of making music I’m a porn star on TV

Sh*****t I haven’t yet included enough slander,
talked bout money, drugs or bitches.
You mother lover come out of the gutter with your brothers
See the bling bling of my fake ring ring,
let the paper rain till I’m left with nothing
No! How should I pull off a show if I am not completely doped?
Cruising down the road, as slow as we can go,
Boom boom from my radio,
sobre el carrebbean sol practice our espanol, holá!!
Now I have to confess my genius has left so I think what is best
is repeat one random word to fill the rest

Do the booty slap
Do the booty slap
Do the booty slap
Where you’re booty at
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As shake, ass shake, legacy, aah!

** That is what we wanna do
What we teach our kids
F*ck values this is cool
** That is what we wanna see
Now instead of making music I’m a porn star on TV

Now comes the incredible feature

F*ck you bitch, cause I'm rich
F*ck you biatch, cause I'm riach
Money, money, money, money, money
I'm so fly
Money, money, money,
When I smoke I get so high
Money, money, money, money, money
I'm so fly
People see me on the streets and scream
"Oh who is that guy?"

** That is what we wanna do
What we teach our kids
F*ck values this is cool
** That is what we wanna see
Now instead of making music I’m a porn star on TV